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Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt

Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt

$32.00

Mix Any Shirts:3+ $27.20 each5+ $25.60 each7+ $24.00 each

Original design · A story worth wearing

For people who still believe standards matter.

Color: Black
Size: Choose a size
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Story first

Original artwork rooted in history, service, humor, or shared experience.

02
Printed in Texas

Clean, durable prints produced by our Texas team.

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Built for rotation

Premium cotton, a dependable fit, and a quality guarantee.

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Built right. Backed by real people.
Free shipping over $50Quality guaranteed

A clean tactical punchline for people who know there is always more than one way to win.

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There’s more than one way to win. The Glock, Paper, Scissors t-shirt flips the childhood classic on its head — because sometimes rock-paper-scissors just doesn’t cut it. Clean lines, vintage feel, and a not-so-subtle nod to the tactical mindset. You get the joke. And if you don’t? You weren’t meant to.

Choose wisely.

There’s more than one way to rewrite the rules.

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Rock, Paper, Warthog – Close air support solves everything.

Rock, Claymore, Scissors – For when you really want to make a point… and then detonate it.

Because the only winning move is overwhelming force.

Fit & sizing+

T-shirt size chart showing chest width and shirt length measurements

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CHEST
WIDTH 		17.5" 19" 20.5" 22" 24" 26" 28" 30" 32" 34"
SHIRT
LENGTH 		27" 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34" 35" 36"

*Measurements are for the t-shirt, not your body. Choose your size based on how you like your fit.
*Measurements are taken with the t-shirt laid flat.
*Chest width and shirt length measurements may vary by 1/2".

Modern everyday fit. Choose your usual size or size up for a roomier feel.

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Materials & care+

PREMIUM FROM FIBER TO FINISH.Made for everyday wear with lightweight (4.3 oz.) 100% USA-grown cotton and non-toxic, OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks.

KEEP THE FIT SHARP.Wash cold, preferably inside out, and tumble dry low. The fabric is preshrunk, but skip the inferno cycles. If you nuke it, expect a little shrinkage.

PROTECT THE PRINT.Skip bleach, fabric softeners, and oxy boosters. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork and don’t even think about dry cleaning it.

Shipping & returns+

Orders usually leave our Texas facility within 2–4 business days. Orders over $50 ship free. Unworn, unwashed items may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.

The story behind the shirt

A story worth
carrying forward.

A NIGHT OPS NATION shirt earns its place in the rotation. It brings back a story, says what you mean, or starts a conversation with someone who gets it. Pick the one that feels like yours and wear it into the ground.

100%USA-grown cotton
TexasDesigned & printed
$1Donated per shirt
QualityGuaranteed

Built to become a favorite

Soft from day one.
Better with miles.

The kind of shirt that feels broken-in on day one and keeps its shape after the miles add up.

  1. 01Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  2. 02Modern everyday fit
  3. 03Clean, durable print
  4. 04Quality guaranteed

Field reports

Worn hard. Reviewed honestly.

Real feedback from people who put NIGHT OPS gear into regular rotation.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 9 reviews.

Customer photo review of Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt

These shirts are well made and fit very well! The main reason I like them is they are Veteran focused and that is what I’m all for.

Alonzo E. 5/5 Verified

Customer video review of Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt

Alonzo E. 5/5 Verified

Excellent quality and outstanding design!

Chris M. 5/5 Verified

Great shirt. I’m 5-10” 160 and got a medium. Comfortable fit. Gets comments, offends liberals. Yes sir. Stay strapped or get clapped. I highly recommend.

Todd W. 5/5 Verified

Great fit great message. Great look!!!!

Shawn W. 5/5 Verified

Great shirt!

Sabrina S. 5/5 Verified

Wonderful!!!

Jason M. 5/5 Verified

I had a friend show me this shirt soon as I seen it I knew I had to have it, fits true to size well made one of my favorite shirts!

Catarino G. 5/5 Verified

My husband gets so many compliments on this shirt!

Julie 5/5