Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt
Glock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt
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There’s more than one way to win. The Glock, Paper, Scissors t-shirt flips the childhood classic on its head — because sometimes rock-paper-scissors just doesn’t cut it. Clean lines, vintage feel, and a not-so-subtle nod to the tactical mindset. You get the joke. And if you don’t? You weren’t meant to.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Modern fit
- Designed and printed in Texas
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks
Choose wisely.
There’s more than one way to rewrite the rules.
Expand your arsenal:
Rock, Paper, Warthog – Close air support solves everything.
Rock, Claymore, Scissors – For when you really want to make a point… and then detonate it.
Because the only winning move is overwhelming force.
T-Shirt Size Chart
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CHEST WIDTH |
17.5" | 19" | 20.5" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" |
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SHIRT LENGTH |
27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" | 35" | 36" |
*Measurements are for the t-shirt, not your body. Choose your size based on how you like your fit.
*Measurements are taken with the t-shirt laid flat.
*Chest width and shirt length measurements may vary by 1/2".