Rock, Claymore, Scissors T-Shirt

$30.00

Original design · A story worth wearing

For people who still believe standards matter.

Color: Black

Size: XS

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Story first

Original artwork rooted in history, service, humor, or shared experience.

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Printed in Texas

Clean, durable prints produced by our Texas team.

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Built for rotation

Premium cotton, a dependable fit, and a quality guarantee.

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SAVE $15 WITH THE 3-SHIRT BUNDLE Classic playground rules just got an explosive upgrade. The Rock, Claymore, Scissors t-shirt is for...

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SAVE $15 WITH THE 3-SHIRT BUNDLE

Classic playground rules just got an explosive upgrade. The Rock, Claymore, Scissors t-shirt is for the tactically inclined and humorously dangerous. Whether you’re the type to play for keeps or just love a good tactical pun, this one’s locked, loaded, and ready to rock.

Printed on ultra-soft cotton with a timeworn finish for that lived-in feel—because looking lethal shouldn’t mean sacrificing comfort. Perfect for range days, game nights, or just scaring your buddies into never choosing “rock” again.

Because paper never beat explosives.

Want more ways to win the world’s most dangerous game?

Check out the full collection of upgraded childhood classics:

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Rock, Paper, Warthog – When air support is your go-to move.

Glock, Paper, Scissors – When stealth, speed, and sidearms settle it fast.

Complete the trifecta—or just make sure you’re never outgunned in game night banter.

Fit & sizing+

T-shirt size chart showing chest width and shirt length measurements

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	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
CHEST WIDTH	17.5"	19"	20.5"	22"	24"	26"	28"	30"	32"	34"
SHIRT LENGTH	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"	34"	35"	36"

*Measurements are for the t-shirt, not your body. Choose your size based on how you like your fit.
*Measurements are taken with the t-shirt laid flat.
*Chest width and shirt length measurements may vary by 1/2".

Modern everyday fit. Choose your usual size or size up for a roomier feel.

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Materials & care+

PREMIUM FROM FIBER TO FINISH.Made from 100% USA-grown cotton and finished with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks.

KEEP THE FIT SHARP.Wash cold, preferably inside out, and tumble dry low. The fabric is preshrunk; gentle heat helps preserve its fit and feel.

PROTECT THE PRINT.Skip bleach, fabric softeners, and oxy boosters. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork and do not dry clean.

Shipping & returns+

Orders usually leave our Texas facility within 2–4 business days. Orders over $50 ship free. Unworn, unwashed items may be returned or exchanged within 30 days.

Rock, Claymore, Scissors T-Shirt

For people who still believe standards matter.

A story worth
carrying forward.

Soft from day one.
Better with miles.

Worn hard. Reviewed honestly.

Rock, Claymore, Scissors T-Shirt

For people who still believe standards matter.

A story worthcarrying forward.

Soft from day one.Better with miles.

A story worth
carrying forward.

Soft from day one.
Better with miles.