Slow Is Smooth Is Fast Bundle
Slow Is Smooth Is Fast Bundle
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Two shirts. One mindset.
This bundle is built around a lesson learned the hard way: rushing gets people in trouble. Whether it’s on the range, in the field, or in everyday life, deliberate execution beats frantic speed every time. The phrase “Slow is Smooth. Smooth is Fast.” has long been part of military training because precision under pressure ultimately wins.
One design features a battle-hardened sloth with an M4, moving with purpose. The other strips it down to a cigar-chomping sloth head that says everything without saying a word. Together, they remind you that confidence isn’t loud—it’s controlled.
Bundle includes:
Master the pace. Own the outcome.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton, grown in the USA
- Modern fit
- Designed and printed in Texas
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks
Deliberate beats desperate. Every time.
T-Shirt Size Chart
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
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CHEST WIDTH |
17.5" | 19" | 20.5" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" |
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SHIRT LENGTH |
27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" | 35" | 36" |
*Measurements are for the t-shirt, not your body. Choose your size based on how you like your fit.
*Measurements are taken with the t-shirt laid flat.
*Chest width and shirt length measurements may vary by 1/2".