He doesn’t flinch. Doesn’t rush. Just burns that cigar and watches the chaos with the eyes of someone who’s been through it—and volunteered to go again. Slow Is Smooth isn’t just a motto, it’s a mindset.

For the ones who don’t need to be loud to be lethal.

Whether you’re slow-rolling into the mission or just pacing your Monday, this shirt reminds the world: slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

Printed on an olive drab tee for maximum blend-in-with-the-brush appeal. For the quiet professionals and the deliberate doers.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  
• Modern fit
  
• Designed and printed in Texas
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks

Steady wins the firefight.

Grab Phase II: Smooth Is Fast.