Smooth Is Fast T-Shirt
Smooth Is Fast T-Shirt
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He’s got the boonie, the thousand-yard stare, and a pace that betrays his species. Cigar stays lit. Safety off. Mission on. Smooth Is Fast drops our legendary sloth mid-stride, weapon in hand, with calm precision and quiet aggression.
A little absurd. Deadly serious. Printed in crisp black on an olive drab tee that’s built to outlast the op.
- Ultra-soft 100% cotton
- Modern fit
- Designed and printed in Texas
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks
Built for those who take their time… and still win.
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T-Shirt Size Chart
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CHEST WIDTH |
17.5" | 19" | 20.5" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" |
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SHIRT LENGTH |
27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" | 35" | 36" |
*Measurements are for the t-shirt, not your body. Choose your size based on how you like your fit.
*Measurements are taken with the t-shirt laid flat.
*Chest width and shirt length measurements may vary by 1/2".