He’s got the boonie, the thousand-yard stare, and a pace that betrays his species. Cigar stays lit. Safety off. Mission on. Smooth Is Fast drops our legendary sloth mid-stride, weapon in hand, with calm precision and quiet aggression.

 A little absurd. Deadly serious. Printed in crisp black on an olive drab tee that’s built to outlast the op.

• Ultra-soft 100% cotton
  
• Modern fit
  
• Designed and printed in Texas
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks

Built for those who take their time… and still win.

Grab Phase I: Slow Is Smooth